Sunday, December 18, 2011

Product Review: Nvidia 7900GT


It all started pretty innocently; I was playing one of my favorite PC games “Evil Genius”, (2004), when all of sudden… these black bars started appearing on the screen, extending from the top of it, all the way down to the characters I was playing in my secret underground base, making them appear as if they were marionettes, which is strangest thing I ever saw.

Afterwards I switched to playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2005 for PC) and strange things kept appearing there too. It progressively worsened as in the images below to the point I couldn’t play the game any more:





First I thought this was the issue with GTA: SA in itself. So I reinstalled the game and started all over again, deleting previous game saves. But the same issue kept appearing again. Too bad I discarded my saved game files on the first run, where I managed to complete the part of the game that happens in Los Santos, before the story forces you to escape to San Fierro. Could have saved myself repeating the same thing all over again. Thankfully, GTA has a good replay value, so wasn’t a drag to do it again.

After looking further into the graphic’s corruption. I discovered the real culprit. Nvidia 7900GT graphics card. It just wasn’t built up to scratch for the money I spent on it in April 2007. It gave out the ghost, but it turns out there is more to it then a faulty card.

In fact the Nvidia corporate honchos were very well aware thay are placing faulty or graphics cards that weren’t up to scratch on the market, thus jeopardizing the Nvidia brand with substandard product quality.

Which is exactly what they did, and yet I can bet you they commanded enormous salaries and bonuses for their supposed talent and genius. They gave that famous Nvidia “the way it’s meant to be played” splash screen marketing pitch a whole new ridiculous meaning. 

After taking my PC box to the local PC superstore with all sorts of things and gadgets on offer, the in-house repair team sombrely declared my graphics card as “Dead On Arrival”.

“What kind of new graphics card would you like? Nvidia or ATI?"
“Is that a joke?”
“No, khm… I guess ATI.”
“Yes. Only ATI.”

When it comes to marketing, Nvidia is like a sleazeball that has the gift of the gab to pick up the chicks. Eventually he is discovered as a sleazeball, but by that stage the girl has to live with what she has done. ATI on the other hand is a good guy that can’t speak up for himself, but when a girl takes him home, the odds are she will stay with him forever.

Wish ATI or AMD as it is now known would sort it @#$% out when it comes to their marketing campaigns. They really need to start communicating better to gamers about the quality of their product. And for heavens sake – simplify it!

Cut out all the confusing and endless numbers you put out and when it comes to marketing, follow Nvidia’s example, (but not Nvidia's production practices).



Product Review: "Driver Robot" by Blitware


Software and computer business is to geeks what cocaine is to gangs; the fastest way to wealth and power. In geeks case; a fast way to fame, fortune and judging Indian beauty pageants.

Ok, I admit it; I got taken in by slick marketing to purchase a legit license for this software. The problem is – it doesn’t work as described in the marketing spiel. And that is the real issue with this software; marketing. As Public Enemy would rap; “Don’t believe the hype”.

Driver Robot is pitched as breeze to work with for mere mortals. It is breeze to work with… if you are an advanced PC user, which %90 of us are anything but.

My PC is a tough customer for a product such as Driver Robot because it is a child of two extremely user unfriendly companies: Microsoft (software) and ASUS (hardware). I guess Microsoft would be the mother and ASUS the father?…. Doesn’t matter.
           
Driver Robot could not deal with the parents above in order to put the child in its place. Neither one of them were helpful or cooperative for the child’s benefit. Any driver update software worth it’s salt must be able to deal with negligent parents such as Microsoft and ASUS. To illustrate what you will be going through, I posted some screenshot and… good luck figuring out as to what the @#$% is going on:





The positives are: you suddenly became aware of what drivers you don’t have up to date (if you can figure them out). This is the part that Driver Robot does well (more or less). What it doesn’t do well…

The negatives: you don’t know what new drivers you have just installed and you got to keep track of them… on paper! It shows new drivers as not installed, in spite of fact you just did install them. It also miss ID’d my printer as CANON when it was ESPON and kept nudging me to install the driver that wasn’t needed. And… look I don’t know… (sigh)…

When it comes to us mortals who just use their PCs for web browsing and playing PC games, it is not salvation that will magically make all of our drivers up to date. We will know when such a product arrives. You will be able to click on a button or two, leave your PC on to do its thing automatically, go to a pub, have a beer, return home, restart your PC and… bada-bim, bada-bam! Everything is sorted without you even noticing.
           
I’m certain Blitware staff are good people, but they need to change their marketing angle with Driver Robot. When I bravely requested a refund advising that in my particular case it just didn’t work, they promptly refunded my money. The only loss suffered is currency conversion both ways from New Zealand to Canadian dollar and vice versa (about %5 - %7).

In that regard – respect to them.

Service Review: Vodafone IOU


I’ve been on Vodafone mobile phone network ever since the mobile phones flooded society in very late 90s and early 2000s. Few years back they introduced this system called “IOU”, in case if you ran out of credit, you text a certain number, it loads $5 onto your phone, which is then paid back when you top up next. Simple enough, right?

Wrong! Here I am somewhere on a bus station, desperately needing to call somebody but I don’t have credit. “Of course”, I thought, “I’ll text that IOU service”. Wrong! The IOU service needs to be set up in advance. Damn.

At home I tried to set it up, but it all turned into a fiasco. The entire Vodafone NZ website is unnecessary crowded with all sorts of things complicating everything. Wanted to send them an email to complain about not being able to set up the IOU, but couldn’t even do that.

First you have to set up “My Help” account. Which I tried, only to keep getting a frustrating message “Email already in the database”, or similar. Oh, for @#$% sake! The email help request form is far too stringent for what should be a simple inquiry.

Would have made a complaint to Vodafone about it, if I was able to. Instead I kept thinking about going to Commerce Commission or Better Business Biro (if there is such a thing in New Zealand), but then thought that probably the most effective way to draw the attention of Vodafone’s well salaried head honchos is to contact NZ Herald’s Sideswipe section.

In the end this service review ended up on this Blog. Vodafone charges $1 per call for a customer enquiry. How’s that for customer service? I am not going to pay that as a matter of principle. That fee goes against the grain of capitalism and free enterprise. We the people should not be paying that.

That’s why I wanted to send an email to them instead. Which seems to be purposefully complicated so you can’t get in touch with Vodafone that way and you have to call them. It all resembles an extortion racket enforced upon Vodafone users.

Conclusion: it seems easier to get on North Korea’s official web page and request a signed autograph from “Dear Leader” Kim Jong Il, than it is to email and get help from Vodafone.

Book Review: "Shadows on the Mountain" by M.C. Kurapovna, 2009


         
Really tries hard to give credit to a lesser known guerrilla fighter in the Balkans during WW2. Serbian Chetnik commander Dragoljub “Drazha” Mihajlovic. Having had a difficult task of being one of the few generals who happened to fight both the Nazis and the Communists at the same time, it isn’t surprising his story, and that of the movement he lead, was doomed to ultimately end in tragedy.
 
Although Serbs often like to point out they were the only ones who were both anti-Nazi and anti-Communists, as well as a staunch pro-Western ally during WW2, there are other examples. Greeks too had the same problem of a communist takeover, however their civil war (1946 - 1949) happened after the WW2 ended, while Serbs were cornered from both sides at the same time.
            
This attempt to put into a positive light a tragic historical figure who was caught up in a whirlwind of events is heavily compromised by a series of factual and embarrassing errors.
            
By the time I was fully annoyed with them and finally decided to start keeping track of these as they kept popping up, I was already in pages 200 and above. From the earlier pages I could only locate the one on page 65. Sorry, couldn’t bother re-reading this book again and going through it with a fine toothed comb. Oh, also on one of the photographs a group of Chetniks and Ustashas are mistakenly labelled as opposites.
            
Here are some factual errors I did wrote down:
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Page 228/
“…Massacre of 72 Croat Partisan sympathizers in Vranjic, a Croatian city near Osijek, on the beautiful northwest coast of that country...”

Osijek is a town in North East of Croatia, in the Croatia’s Slavonia region which is not adjacent to coastline.

Page 241/
“…Murder of poet Ivan Goran Kovacic in 1946…”

The great Croat poet (and a Partisan himself) I.G. Kovacic was killed by the Chetniks in the year of 1943 near Foca in Bosnia.

Page 253/
“…Southern Serbian town of Pearsonovatz named after Drew Pearson…”

Never heard of it. Let me check on Google or Google Maps. Nope. Doesn’t exist. Ok, maybe it's a very, very small village that doesn't even feature on the maps, but it certainly can't be then classed as a "town."

Page 289/
“…Djuic, from the Montenegerin village of Topolje…”

Momcilo Djuic, another famous WW2 Chetnik commander and the only one who managed to evade Tito, and die of natural death in San Diego in 1999, was born near Knin, Dalmatia, Croatian coastal region.

Page 65/
“…Maks Luburic… himself an Orthodox Christian from Montenegro…”

Probably the most outrageous claim of all. Maks Luburic, one of notorious Ustasha commanders was a Croat born near Ljubuski, Herzegovina.
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My belief is that Montenegrins have enough to deal with the fact that Slobodan Milosevic, Radovan Karadzic and Arkan were all Montenegrins, without saddling them up with Djuic and Luburic who weren’t.

The story of the Serbian guerrilla fighter Drazha Mihajlovic, who died in the shadow of a much, much better known Croat communist leader Josip Broz Tito, his main enemy and rival, is an interesting one and should be re-examined now that so many years have gone past, with a new light cast on those faithful events.

From 1941 when a group of Royal Yugoslav Army officers decided not to accept the unconditional surrender, but withdrew to Ravna Gora, Serbia, to fight on against the Nazis, only to find themselves mostly fighting the Communists instead. To their showdown against the Communists in "Battle of the Neretva" in 1943 which they lost and their final stand and defeat on Zelengora mountain in 1945.

Sadly this book is falling short of being an accurate historical record. Here’s hoping something better will be written soon. Let it be warts and all but let it be accurate.




Book Review: "Rogue Regime" by Jasper Becker, 2006.


       
It’s a difficult book to digest, not because of writing, since writing is superb, but because of subject matter. Most difficult part of it is when it covers the “1994 North Korean Famine”. Starving people are contrasted to luxurious living by Kim Il Sung, (North Korean Dictator 1948 – 1994) a fraud and a Stalinist puppet, and Kim Jong Il, (North Korean Dictator 1994 – current) a raging egomaniac. 
          
Read the story of the truly richest men in the world. Whereas kings are tought to be representatives of god, in North Korea the Kims became gods themselves. Whereas kings are tasked with looking after the people, in North Korea people are tasked in looking after the Kims.
            
After this book, read “1984” by George Orwell and marvel at how Orwell managed to get so close to predicting natural evolution of communist political correctness and single minded thinking into something that can only be described as utter nightmare. Wander at how close that prediction is in North Korea.
            
Where people live completely unaware of the outside world, thinking they reside in paradise on Earth, while that is only true for the “Great” and “Dear Leader” themselves. Two gangsters who sacrificed millions of people to maintain the regime based on a bankrupt idea that ended up on a trash heap of history long time ago.
            
Two men epitomizing evil in human form, who send their children to be educated in private Swiss schools while they rail against the Western style democracies. Two men who maintain a Joy Brigade of 2,000 beautiful women to fulfill their every sexual desire, who import foreign prostitutes and BMWs while people are starving in the streets…
            
If you are a bright and upbeat intellectual with faith in humanity, who is interested in world’s affairs, don’t read this book. You won’t be able to handle the truth. Because in this case, the truth is ugly.
            
For all the rest, dive in to the deepest and darkest depths of human nature.

Friday, October 7, 2011

FANS OF MIKE KANONSRI - part 2

Had a great time in Thailand. I took care of my medical and dental issues, and this is where I spent majority of my money, roughly %60 of the budget. Even met a nice girl while there and still keep in touch with her. Countering my own advice, I brought back 19.7 Kg of various things and souvenirs I don’t really need but couldn’t resist buying, in the newly purchased fiberglass luggage.
I guess it is easier to lug things around on the way back, since you know where you are going, your home, as oppose to when you are going into the unknown like I did, deciding to take my chance with finding the hotel.
               
It is the experience that counts and I had a blast, almost completely forgetting Mike and the event at Bangkok Airport. Well, lets be open; my thoughts were furthest away from him. Continuing my low tech holiday, with nothing digital but my simple cell phone, I hardly ever looked up my email. It was an escape into the real life heaven, unencumbered with modernities.

Within a week, I felt like a new man. Even my short term lease apartment in Pattaya’s Soi Bukhao had an old school CRT TV, a big box beaming Fox News, BBC, Al Jazeera but sadly no CNN. Felt like I’m back in the 90s, before the Digital Revolution truly began and I felt great, rested and relaxed.
Decided not to contact Mike during my stay there, since I didn’t have my bank account details, like I wrote before. Instead I left to deal with that once I return back to Auckland. Still… I was puzzled that he didn’t email me at all, just to say hello, thank you and that he’s arrived safely to Germany, etc.

True, I didn’t access my email more than three times, so it could be that his email ended up in the spam folder and got automatically deleted, I thought. It’s possible, but who cares about that now? My attitude was to relax and enjoy my holiday as much as possible while I still can. Will think about such things later, when I return home.

By the time I came back home, I completely forgot about it all. Until 23 August ’11. Approaching the 25th, it jolted the memory from my subconscious, as it has been almost two months since that event, and I still didn’t hear a word from him. So I sent him a brief “Remember me?” email, just to say hello and see how things have turned out for him. 

On the 25th, exactly two months later, with no response, I decided to finally find some free time and check this guy out. Few hours before needing to go to work, I punched in “Mike Kanonsri” into the Google’s search engine. Only for it to return searches for Mike Kaminski.
Strange I thought, almost nothing came up in relation to him. For a few minutes I was starring at Google’s search results, when it occurred to me to switch to Google’s German version and try again. Yeap, his name was now more visible. Strangely enough, the name didn’t seem to be that popular in Germany. Thinking I’ll be flooded with results, having hard time to look for “my” Mike Kanonsri out of hundreds or thousands.
 
In fact, with few minor exceptions, what I got on Google.de related exclusively to “my” Mike, mostly being mentioned on several German travel forums. After using Google Translate to translate several posts into English, the truth finally came out. Various travelers were telling the same story over and over again, about a fellow German traveler supposedly stranded in Bangkok Airport, in dire need of 60 to 100 Euros to pay Berlin Air for an early flight out of Thailand after allegedly being robbed of everything he had. 

From crude, fit and miss but mainly sufficient translations, the people didn’t seem to feel like they suffered major damage financially, it was more loss of face and anger for being taken for a ride. Just like me. Their principles were violated, regardless how small amounts they lost.

The earliest post I could find telling of that scam was in April 2009. He probably operated earlier than that, but I didn’t dig any further since I felt there was no need and I had everything I need to confirm I’ve been scammed like a young monkey. 

There was a variation to the airport scam above, where he would pose as a stranded traveler at a train station, not sure where... probably Phuket, Chiang Mai or Pattaya, or somewhere else where there was a high traffic of foreign tourists. It seems majority of his victims were German, but like my case proves, every nationality can provide the winning lottery numbers for Mike.

Apart from that, there were also some leads on Google.de about scams targeting local Thais, which is how he eventually showed up on the radar of Thai authorities. Had he stuck to western tourists who don’t have time nor language skills to report their loss at a local police station, he would most likely avoid detection. Which goes to show about his character - a scamster through and through, unable to control himself, and avoid taking unnecessary risk. 

Resident Thais certainly do have time, language skills and willingness to report and chase their financial losses which in relation to their own incomes are significantly higher than our own. The first one was something about him posing as a director of a foreign, guessing German, cement factory and scamming the local Thai car dealership. The second was in relation to a local Thai woman who reported him to Chonburi Police for stealing two cell phones and cash off of her.
That’s how his face eventually ended up on the equivalent of a “Wanted” poster.
How came he's free again? Have they arrested him, took photo then let him go on bail, only for him to run away?
When first looking at the photo, it took me awhile to recognise him. At first I had a hard time accepting it was him, but then… the eyes. Those sad looking, drooping eyes… yeap, that was him. No wander I couldn’t recognise him straight away. The arrest warrant was issued in September 2006. His age was 40 back then. In almost 5 years he has aged considerably, but those eyes gave him away.
 
The German scam victims told the same story I am; stranded, no money, scars from being attacked… so let’s reconstruct the event. If he indeed was attacked in Chiang Mai and lost everything in the robbery, how come he managed to get all the way back to Bangkok? When you are stranded in a 2nd or 3rd World country without cash, it’s no picnic anymore.

The locals can barely support and look after their own families, let alone offer charity to a stranded traveler from a comparatively wealthier country like Germany, so would charge him double or triple to get him from A to B. That leg of his “journey back” doesn’t even feature in his story.

It is certainly no small feat, considering the distance and expense, to traverse it with no collateral such as a passport to the taxi driver or another charity input from a fellow westerner. There was no mention if the Thai Police transported him, or if German embassy paid for it. German embassy only features in the part of the story when he’s in Bangkok and is not mentioned at all before that.

Then, his claim that he would leave his hotel carrying all of his valuables on him; passport, camera, wallet with cash, credit card, cell phone… what kind of normal person does that? Let alone supposedly highly educated and well paid like him, who works for Siemens of all companies? Nobody does! That doesn’t happen! Certainly not if you have just arrived into a strange country for the first time.

With electronic tickets issued by airliners these days, I could swallow the part of the story how his paper ticket was stolen, but a new version can be quickly printed off at the counter with which he could fly again. But… yet, it never occurred to me to ask him to let me see it. In fact, not even some sort of ID.

How would Air Berlin issue him with a new copy of the ticket without some sort of ID? Without knowing it was really that Mike Kanonsri, as oppose to some other? Yes there doesn’t seem to be many Mike Kanonsri’s in Germany, but he certainly wouldn’t be able to show up at the Air Berlin counter and say; “Hi, although I can’t really prove it, I’m Mike Kanonsri, I’m flying out of Thailand in six days and I need you to print me a new copy of the airplane ticket, because the original one got stolen.”
               
As far as they are concerned they can’t even be sure he is Mike Kanonsri in the first place, and not some impostor pretending to be him. If they did, they would open themselves to being sued in the court by real Mike Kanonsri if it is established the guy who pretended to be him, got the ticket without the ID and flew out of the country in his seat was a fraudster after all. No, it can’t happen. He needs some sort of ID on him. 
        
German embassy to Thailand would issue him with an Emergency Travel Document or some such thing, which I never asked to see. Besides, thinking about it, I don’t think German embassy would be heartless enough to leave its citizens in distress on cold just like that. "Here’s 1,000 baht to see you over the next 6 days until you fly out, that’s that and guten abend."

Yet, all along I was willing to suspend my disbelief and accept the selective story he was serving me, in spite of big holes in it and missing parts. So what sold me in the end? Why did I fell for it, like many other who got scammed by Mike?
                 
Simple:
A) he was believable and 
B) I was gullible.
                 
Let’s analyse A) first. Yes, he really was believable. I was completely convinced he’s the Real McCoy. In reality he was an excellent actor. Yet… those injuries he showed me. The injuries looked absolutely real. One missing tooth. Half of another tooth broken. It gives you cold chills just looking at it. Then, that injury on his leg. Fresh, red scars lined up like that all along his shin.
                 
Even now, I’m not quite sure if those aren’t real injuries of some ailments long time ago, a remnant of a signature of pain, now employed in the theatre of deception, or if that was created using a standard make up kit, like they do in the film and TV to create special effects.
                
Finally the red face that might as well be a face of an alcoholic, a group of people in permanent distress, always worried about where their next drink will be coming from, open to do anything to get it and quench the thirst. Morals be damned. It was even possible he was a drug addict. Actually now that I think about it, that was more likely.
                
The aging process between the photo and how I remember him indicates rapid aging process and the only drug that has such a devastating effect on human beings in ability to make them age so rapidly by sucking all zest of life out of them is crystal methamphetamine. Even the watery eyes are it’s trademark signature. It is the most dangerous drug in the world for a reason. He conveniently used the drug’s brutal physical effect on him to elicit a compassionate response by pretending they are effects of the physical attack he suffered.
                 
All of the above was enough to fit snugly into my own failing at that moment, which was gullibility. Which is the B) part of the equation. Still I have to be fair to myself, it wasn’t just gullibility. It was my genuine compassion towards people in distress. Yes, I have my personal failings and flaws but also virtues, such as willingness to help a fellow human being in need.

Guess C) compassion can also be worked into the equation.
                 
Yet what aggravated my gullibility further was my slack effort at making sure his story is tested better which would be D). Could have pressed him for the ID, hospital discharge documents, other documents and tested the holes in his story such as the trip between Chiang Mai and Bangkok or help given by German embassy.
                
Then there was another thing I completely missed out. What about his friends, family or even workmates? Were none of them available to help him out and wire him some emergency funds via Western Union? Cash in hand that would help him out? Hasn't he got anyone else to help him out but a fellow traveller?
                 
Ok, so let’s say that he is a sad loner with no family or friends... couldn’t his boss or workmates at Siemens help him out in circumstances such as this? Siemens wouldn’t allow for a valuable employee to be stranded just like that in a foreign land. Siemens is not McDonalds. The calibre of people and skills they need is different and harder to find.
                 
In fact, it would be easier for them to collect on the loan after paying him out some of his salary in advance, unlike friends or family. Just deduct it off the next pay cheque. 80 Euros is not such a big amount for them to handle, even if it entails his manager personally going to Western Union to send him the cash to bail him out. Which would bring us back to some sort of ID issued by German embassy like an Emergency Travel Document. You can’t leave the Kingdom without it or a new passport.
                 
Apparently, according to German victim testimonials I managed to translate, an ex-wife features as part of the story that is served up, but because I was already sold there was no need on his part to deliver that portion of the spiel, so not sure what the complete story sounds like.
                 
One other thing I failed to do, amongst many, is to ask him to sign some sort of IOU note. Some sort of written record that he owes me money, even if I really didn’t expect for him to pay me back. It was a matter of principle. Sure, he wrote down his details into my note book, but never an IOU. 
 
Because I really never expected him to pay me back, as long as he made some sort of effort to communicate how he arrived to Berlin safe and sound. The amount of money wasn’t too great to worry about a monetary loss, but a loss of face. Therefore the importance of the IOU, in case it is a scam, which it turns out was in the end.
                 
Now if I spy him sitting at that bus station bench at Bangkok Airport again next year and manage to get an Airport cop to follow me so I can confront him about it, without an IOU it’s my word against his. Without anything tangible on the paper to serve as proof of my claims, the only thing to rely on is that wanted poster of him issued by Chonburi Police, most likely the Pattaya branch of it.
                
So, in the end A + B + C – D = SCAM. Will it stop me from wanting to help other people who are in genuine need through charitable organizations and such? No, it wont. It wouldn’t be true to my character. Tell you what though, I’ll be wary of people like him requesting outright help in cash handouts from now on, as oppose to helping them in some other way.
                
For example, calling up a family member somewhere to confirm the story he told me, as they’d be aware of it too, or going to the Air Berlin counter and paying it direct to them. Both of those actions would expose him as a fraudster he is. The counter supposedly doesn’t open until 9 am, but if I was genuinely concerned about helping someone out without getting scammed, I’d stay few hours longer at the airport and do that. By paying him cash direct, I exposed myself to the risk of fraud.
                 
What I can’t blame myself for is not vetting him on the internet before paying him out, by using some sort of device, such as I Phone or Blackberry. Didn’t want to carry anything digital or valuable with me, anything more than needed, specifically for the reasons that I didn’t want to lose it in the possible turmoil that might envelop in case the Redshirts win power back in the General Elections scheduled in the middle of my holiday and things turn to chaos.
                 
If I did check him on the net, yeah I’d stumble first, but eventually the truth about Mike Kanonsri would came out and this whole thing could have been avoided. Yet, I guess I should be thanking him for making me richer with experience. It was much more I received in return to the money he scammed out of me.
                
Knowing myself he could have scammed much more out of me than he did. This has been an important lesson and a warning which I should heed in the future. Mainly – yes, I can be scammed out of money. Therefore the need to be extra careful about displaying it and keeping my mouth shut about having it. Otherwise I’m marking myself as a target for sharks like this guy.
                 
And also, it's a warning to do proper vetting and checks of people I decide to deal with. That was a more effective lesson about guarding my nest egg than any legitimate University based short course on scams. Probably cheaper too. Therefore I should really be grateful to him.
                 
He exposed a part of me I wasn’t even aware I had. That I can be easy pickings for vultures and scamsters like he is, taking advantage of easily trusting people like me. I’m weak and a danger to myself in that regard. Giving my trust away too easily. 
                
In future, if the people, facts and numbers don’t stack up right it is better to walk away from the deal of the century and lose invisible profits that to lose real cash if it turns out to be a fraud of a lifetime.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

FANS OF MIKE KANONSRI - part 1

True story about a fake story involving Bangkok Airport, missing teeth, lost passport, lost credit card, Siemens, Air Berlin and a stranded man who waits...

Intro:

Hi, if you are reading this it means you have attempted to do a Google search on Mike Kanonsri, who you have most likely stumbled upon in Bangkok Airport and this blog entry came up.

Yeap, just like me, you’ve been scammed if you decided to believe his story and help him out by giving him money. Take a few moments to process that information, calm down, if you need to, for being taken for a ride, then read a story about how I fell for this con artist too.

If you gave him money, there is nothing much you can do about it now apart from replying to this blog entry yourself with your own Mike Kanonsri Bangkok Airport con artist story about how you got scammed. Why?

Well, when I originally decided to write this story my hope was that people who come across Mike Kanonsri, will have enough wits, before handing any money over to him, to first check on the internet, using their blackberries, laptops, I-phones or whatever, if the following Google search comes up: Mike Kanonsri Bangkok Airport scam.

Hopefully, this story will pop up and they will be warned. If at least one person can come back and report that this story stopped them from getting scammed by Mike Kanonsri, I can rest easily that this time I really did help somebody out.

PART 1

First Steps:

The moment I disembarked from the comfortably air conditioned Thai Airways plane, at around 10 pm, ending a direct 13 hour flight from Auckland, New Zealand, heat and humidity hit me like a giant invisible surf wave. It was a welcoming kind of sensation. It was as if Bangkok was whispering to me; Where have you been? How come it took you so long to come back again? Two years... I was worried sick.

Well, I’m back. Finally back again. 

For this trip, I decided to travel light, carrying only a back pack with several changes of clothes, few books and magazine, plus a notebook. It was definitely to be low tech holiday for me, with minimum of digital devices such as my Fuji digital camera and no brand mp3 player, which I carried for practical reasons; cassette tape decks and CD players don’t exist any more.

You don’t need to carry much, I figured. Previous experience of travelling to Thailand thought me that you can buy things here much cheaper than back home anyway. Unless you have some specific reason to take something with you, why bother? This way those days you spend going from point A to point B are much less strenuous and more comfortable, as oppose to when you have 20 kg to lug around with you in a foreign country.

Therefore I easily went through customs, immigration and passport control, ahead of the pack of other passengers clamouring for bags at baggage claim. The most important thing to bring with you to any foreign country is cash. The more the better. You never know what kind of trouble you might find yourself in and who and how much you’ll have to pay off to buy yourself out of it. Who knows what might happen. In such cases money is your best friend. When I arrived to Thailand it was still ruled by a Democrat party installed by Thai Army in the military coup of 2006. With new round of General Elections set for July 2011, who knows how things might turn out this time I thought.

Had some Thai currency – Thai baht or THB - on me, remaining from the last trip. The bigger, brown coloured 1,000 baht notes I kept safely in my money belt, underneath my clothes. Since I didn’t want to keep opening it up every time I wanted to buy smaller items at the Airport, I decided to change few smaller dollar notes, get rid of them straight away, and add smaller baht notes into my wallet, where I already had around 200 baht, which in itself was barely enough for one Airport meal.

Spotting a Siam Bank forex desk, I first changed NZ$10 note and then one AU$10 note after that. After I got my change, I brought to the cashier’s attention that she has short paid me, since Australian dollar is worth about %20 more than the New Zealand one and she paid me the NZ dollar rate for it.
“Same,” she responded with hesitation, then had a better look at the notes in front of her.
“Yeah… both blue colour, but this one has a cowboy, the other a woman,” I pointed out to her, smiling as wide as I could while talking. Didn’t want to make her feel like this is a big deal for me.
“Oh!…,” the poor girl finally realised, “why don’t you say before!”, she printed out a new slip and paid out the difference, all along looking pissed off, giving me an evil look at the end. Who knows what kind of reporting and paperwork she’ll end up having to fill out, to explain this payout error. The anger on her part was understandable. Regardless of that, she looked incredibly cute and pretty.

Bangkok’s Suvarnabhumi Airport is filled with beautiful women and girls working in various capacities in what is highly prestigious and desirable place to work, considering overall state of Thai economy. It’s hard not to think that beauty is not the main reason and qualification to work there, as oppose to what really should count in a place that serves as one of the three main transit points between the East and the West if you don’t travel to Europe via the US; the knowledge of languages. English in particular, although few others in addition wouldn’t be bad too. Certainly that is true when you take into the account how much Thailand earns in tourism as part of its GDP.

After picking up my baht off the forex counter, I stuffed it into the wallet and set off wandering around the Airport, looking for a place to eat. Airline food unsurprisingly failed to fill the hole in my stomach. Luckily I found a restaurant that suited me, which served western type food, and spent the next hour or so dining. Ordered a hamburger combo with another hamburger by itself, in return got served two separate combos.

Just as well. Asian food portions are small, healthy and reasonable. Which explains the abundance of thin, pretty girls everywhere. After 13 hours trapped at a window seat, sitting crammed next to a 200 pound woman, surviving on a modest airline meal, I didn’t want small, healthy and reasonable. I wanted a feast! In fact, I was starving, and felt like I could eat a horse. Yes, bring on both combos! Plus few glasses of beer please!

Once appropriately filled, I paid my bill, leaving behind a generous tip, to the entire staff’s delight, then left the restaurant and decided to have a look around, familiarise myself with the Airport.

Which way now?:

Wasn’t in hurry to go anywhere. Didn’t have a hotel booked since I decided to chance it and see what happens this trip. It took another hour or two to get my bearings of all four main Airport levels and figure out what’s what. Soon I started recognizing things after encountering them for the 5th or 6th time, which was not easy to do in this day and age of architectural blandness, where everything looks the same. Like a poorly textured video game.

Before I flew in, I did some research on the net about getting from the Airport to Pattaya. Apparently there were two options. First was a direct bus from the Airport to Pattaya that runs at certain times. Since I did a sloppy research job, I didn’t dig deep enough to check and print out departure times. My mistake which won’t happen again.

Second option was to catch the EA3 bus that goes from the Airport to Ekamai Bus Terminal and then take another bus from there to Pattaya. Again, couldn’t remember departure times for Ekamai buses either, apart from the very first one, which was 5 am.

The third option was to take a taxi straight away, from the Airport direct to Pattaya. What stopped me from doing that? No, it wasn’t the expense, which would be higher than a bus ride… Have you actually seen how majority of taxi drivers drive here? Not once I felt like I’m at a race track. Traffic rules are not as stringently observed in Thailand like they are in the West. Instead, they are casually taken more as guidelines that should be observed only if absolutely needed, otherwise they can be freely disregarded.

Even if I’d brave taking a taxi, I would arrive to Pattaya, no doubt at roaring speed, around 2 am in the morning. Not the best of times to walk around the town looking for a place to stay. Regardless how safe or not a place is, if you carry a bundle of cash, bank cards and passport on your person at night, you are bound to feel uneasy about it, and in turn it might impede on your choice of available hotel.

Like it or not it is a safer bet to hang around the Airport until early in the morning and then make a move to reach Pattaya with a bus, depending which one is available first, the EA3 plus Ekamai connection or the direct one from the Airport. Which means, I’ll have to spend the night at the Airport. Doesn’t matter. Not in a rush to go anywhere.

It was a chance to continue reading Stephen King’s ‘Misery’ in peace and quiet of the night shift at the Airport, when not many people are around and things quieten down. ‘Misery’ is an excellent novel. Loved the movie with James Caan and Cathy Bates. Will be interesting to see how the filmmakers deviated from the source material.

But before finding a bench in a quiet corner of the Airport, I decided to figure out when are both buses departing in the early morning. So I kept wandering around, still feeling groggy from the feast I had. I came across what use to be the EA3 bus counter with notice how that service is now discontinued.




Damn… what are the other options to use to reach Ekamai from the Airport, excluding a taxi ride? Are there any? There was some cryptic message about using a transportation hub somewhere but I had no idea where that was.

With such questions in mind I started looking around for somebody who can help me answer them, until I found the Airport information desk. The lady at the information desk had even poorer handling of English and a bad attitude than most in similar jobs. Very unhelpful. Probably somebody who shouldn’t work there.

However, she was extremely hot and I had to deal with my own case of dry mouth when talking to her, making sure I speak my words slowly, clearly and properly. In turn, I couldn’t understand the word she said. Well, apart from the fact that there is no more EA3 bus. Seeing I won’t be having much help here, I politely smiled, nodded, thanked her and then stepped away.

Wandering around aimlessly, until I finally stumbled upon a counter for the direct connection bus, on one of the lower levels, which somehow I missed before. 


Yeap, the first bus to depart in the morning is at 7 am. Damn, that is two hours longer than the one from Ekamai. So, what do I do now? Should I brave a taxi ride from the Airport to Ekamai at around half past 4 or just stay here and wait until 7 am?

Not despairing, I decided to check the EA3 platform, or something that looks similar to that, for myself. Surely, there will be some notice regarding which buses go to Bangkok City or Ekamai or something to that effect… right? Who knows, maybe I can get somebody else to help me out, hopefully with better English.

A man stranded:

Back home in Auckland, a packet of cigarettes costs around $11. Therefore I would only light up one every other day or maybe after a particularly good meal. Here, it was $3 for a packet, meaning I didn’t feel the need to restrain myself. Hankering for a ciggie, I stepped outside the Airport complex on ground level, where numerous taxis waited around. A lot of buses were also at platforms further away, some of them idling before departing the others having their engines cut, with bus drivers chatting and smoking in front of them.

First I took a brief moment to light up in an outside smoking type area, with sand filled ashtrays and a seating set up, then looked around where would be the best place to begin searching. To start with, the best idea would be to stick close to the building, so I slowly moved towards the other side of the Airport complex, walking parallel to it, until I finally reached what from memory of searching the net, use to be a bus platform for now defunct EA3 bus.

On a bench a European man was sitting in tattered clothing, eating some kind of sausages wrapped into a serviette, seemingly waiting for something. Let’s hope this guy can speak English. Hold thumbs…
“Excuse me, do you speak English by any chance?”
“Yes, I do,” he replied with a reasonably good English, but a noticeable German accent.
“Can you tell me what has replaced the EA3 bus now? It stopped driving to Bangkok and Ekamai, right?”
“That’s right. Nothing has replaced it.”
“Are there any other options?”
“Well, where are you going?”
“Pattaya.”
“Taxi or bus direct to Pattaya.”
“Ok, well thank you.” With a deep sigh, I realised the best option is to stick with the direct line since I didn’t feel pressed to leave the Airport as soon as possible, and wait until 7 am.
In return for the information I offered him a cigarette which he gratefully accepted. Just as I made few steps back towards the same way I came from he said in a sad, pitiful way, “This is all I have to eat for the next six days.” It was more of thinking aloud comment that suppose to be out of my earshot, but I still did hear it.

The further away I moved away, and towards the smoking area on the opposite end of the complex, the more I couldn’t stop but to think about him, curiosity getting the best of me. Six days to go without food, why is that so? From the look of him, it was obvious to me he is in some sort of emotional distress. Probably in need of help.

Carefully and discreetly, I skilfully took out a brown note from the money belt, placed it into the pocket and slowly made my way back in his direction. The brown note in my pocket was there in case what I presumed happened to him turns out to be true.

“How come you have nothing to eat in the next 6 days?” I asked. He looked up at me surprised, since he didn’t notice me appear again, probably not expecting me to do so. "My name is Mike. Mike Kanonsri," he introduced himself and then began to tell me a story of what happened to him.

He came to Chiang Mai for holiday. Went to local park where there was a ceremony he saw live on TV, Buddhist festival or similar. Few guys approached him and asked him for a cigarette. Although he does smoke, didn’t have chance to buy any yet, so he responded he doesn’t have any on him. The guys lounged into him, beating him up and robbed him of his cash, passport, credit card and other documents. The attack happened in full view of everyone. No one came to his aid.

He spent 5 days recovering in local hospital. Thai police came to see him, advising him the attackers are probably illegal immigrants from Burma. Local Thais wouldn’t do such a thing, since they fear the Thai police. The Burmese have much less respect and fear of them considering the brutal dictatorial regime they grew up under, in what is now called Myanmar.

The reason nobody came to his aid? Thai people are non-confrontational and prefer not to get involved into other people’s conflicts. It was one of the cultural traits which allowed the country to become more prosperous than the others in Indochina. With a justice system much different to the ones we have in a Western style democracies, they assured him they’ll be able to track the suspects down sooner or later and crack them to confess with their efficient interrogation techniques.

Which was of little comfort to Mike. All he wants now is to get the heck out of this country as soon as possible. For obvious reasons he doesn’t like it or feel comfortable here. After getting discharged from the hospital, he went to German embassy in Bangkok, who were unable to help him out much, but gave him a 1,000 baht note to see him through until he can fly out of the country with Air Berlin. He needs to wait six days for his departure flight.

His first time in Thailand will obviously be his last. He works for German giant conglomerate Siemens, a good job with decent salary, where he heard from his colleagues how great Thailand is, so he decided to try it for himself.

And this is what happened. He showed me some of his physical injuries; scarred leg, one half of a broken tooth, that made a cold chill crawl down my spine, next to a completely missing tooth. Then there were psychological injuries that he didn’t have to tell me about; underlying all of it, was his red face and watery eyes.

Without mistake, it was a face of a man who had gone through a lot of emotional pain and suffering. Those were the same red face and watery eyes you see on people who recently had a close family member pass away for example. You can’t miss recognizing it once you experience it before. Once you see it you know what it is – a person in emotional state of heavy distress and suffering.

Salvation:

I took a brown note from my pocket, crumpled inside my fist, shook his hand, thus passing the note over to him. “Now you can get something to eat while you wait.” Just as I stood off the bench, with a touched, grateful look on his face he asked me, “Is there any chance you can lend me 4,000 baht?”

“No!” I responded instantaneously, immediately feeling guilty how that came out; too loud. With a softer tone of voice I responded, “Thousand baht is what I’m prepared to give you to help you out.”
“I would pay you back, I promise you.”
“Why 4,000 baht exactly?”
“That is the amount Air Berlin is asking me to pay as a surcharge to be able to fly out tomorrow, as oppose to wait for six days, when my scheduled departure time is.”
“Yeah, but how do I know you’ll pay me back?”
“You give me your bank account number and I’ll pay you back as soon as I land to Berlin.”
”Can’t remember my bank account number off the top of my head.”
“I’ll give you my email and you can send it to me.” I was still hesitant, being wary that this could possibly be a scam.
“I don’t want to end up being scammed.”
“You have my word I’ll pay you back! I swear to you!”
After a long, long moment of silence between us, eye contact firm, “wait here,” I told him, as if he could really go anywhere, then quickly went inside the Airport, found the nearest toilets and entered. There, inside a cubicle I pulled out three more brown notes out of the money belt, placed them into the pocket, then went back and sat next to him.

Before pulling out the cash, I made this big ceremony to emphasize my concerns about getting scammed. “I’m going out of my way here to help you out,” I shook his hand and held it, “I need to know you will pay it back to me.”
“I swear to you. I have a great job with Siemens and money is not an issue for me.”
“Well, considering the worldwide recession, I too have a reasonably well paid job and a decent salary. Yet, I don’t want to end up getting scammed.”
“You have my word,” he sounded genuine about it.
NZ $160, which is roughly what 4,000 baht were at that moment, wouldn’t be such a great loss for my circumstances, but it was the principle behind it. The loss of my face would be much more valuable if this turns out to be a scam after all. To be scammed like that, like a young monkey, as they say.
Discreetly, I handed the money over to him. There were few other people around, but still, it was good to exercise caution anyway.
“There you go. One thousand I gave you before, plus these three. Total four thousand.”
He immediately and visibly relaxed, “thank you.”
“When is Air Berlin counter open?”
“9 am.”
“Let me get your details.”

He took out a piece of scrap paper from one of his pockets, with his contact details written on it and I wrote it down into my notebook. Then I wrote my own details into a separate page, underneath the words “The guy who helped you out in Bangkok”, ripped it out and gave it him.
Later on I’ll remember how I should have dated that paper with “25 June 2011” and sign it, to give it a feel of a historical document, for Mike and his family to have back home. You know, when they remember that event in Mike’s life years later and tell it to house guests, they can bring out that page, and show it to them how there still are decent people like me in this world, willing to help out a fellow traveller in need.
After all, a similar thing could happen to me. Would love to think there are strangers who would be willing to help me out in similar type situation.

I also gave him some of my cigarettes for his empty box, and we lit up few ciggies, he asked me about my trip and we had good conversation for the next half hour to an hour about various things in life. 

Told him I was here mainly for medical reasons; dental surgery and such. Something he too will also need by the looks of his broken teeth. Private practice German dentists are expensive he responded, but thank god for Siemens salary to pay for all of his medical bills. “The most important thing for me is to get to Berlin as soon as possible.”
“Well now you can,” I tapped him on shoulder in conclusion and got up. With a goodbye handshake we parted our ways and I felt great to be able to help somebody out like that. Especially such a nice guy like him.

 PART 2
(Coming soon)